Zamiast Smoka Piątego - test z języka angielskiego:

A sixth grade science teacher > asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 > times its size when stimulated?" > > > > No one in the class answered until a little girl > stood up and said, "You shouldn't be asking sixth > graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my > parents, and they will go tell the principal, who will fire > you!" The teacher ignored her and asked the class > again, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its > size when stimulated?" > > > > This time a boy stood up, looked around nervously and > said, "The body part that increases to 10 times its > size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." > "Very good," the teacher said. Then she turned to > the little girl and added, "As for you, young lady, I > have three things to say: > > One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn't read > your homework. And three, one day you're going to be > very, very disappointed." Wszystkim życzę Dyngusa baaaardzo mokrego!!!